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Introducing Old Man Brown

Old Man Brown has had enough and he's about to let the whole world know about it. From idiotic politicians to stupid anti-this and anti-that, this elderly Scotsman is about to let rip.

Just don't complain about being offended - you can always just change the fucking station!

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Old Man Brown:

Oh, aye,, hello there, eh.

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That that's what you say right?

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So seemingly, some people thought I should do one of these podcast things

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because everyone's doing them seemingly.

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I dinnae ken, tae be honest.

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If you asked me if everybody's 'awready daein it,, then there's nae need for me

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to add tae the shite, ken?, I mean, that's how we got that Donald Trump bugger, bunch

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of fucking ejits thinking we needed a baw

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heid tae add his shite to the world.

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Anyhoo, if I'm going to do a podcast, I guess I meant to tell you what it's aboot.

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So, I mean, it's not rocket science fuck sake.

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I'm just going to put it on my thoughts aboot the ridiculous shite in the

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world, but dinnae blame me if it's aboot yir maw, and that time wi' the goat!

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Mind that made the new?

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Christ, me and the boys were talking about that for two weeks in the pub, that we're

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all betting each other, get this, that she was like going to get the clap for it.

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But anyway, but if it's aboot yir maw it's aboot yir maw, I dinnae care aboot that.

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So if you didn't mind a wee bit o' swearin....

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Well, if you do fuck you, but you can do whatever ya sad bassas dae wi

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podcasts when it comes to listening and following on your favorite apps.

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So , ah ken, was it Apple Pie and stuff like that.

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And Shopify, I thought you bought stuff for Shopify.

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Seemingly you can listen to a podcast on it.

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I don't know.

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I'm not sure about this.

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Anyhoo, ah'm awa off tae see a wee man , about a thing.

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I guess I've talked to you soon though.

About the Podcast

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The Old Man Brown Show
a Scottish OAP rants about the stupid things in life