Episode 1
Nicki Minaj and Her Cousin's Friend's Big Balls
So American rapper Nicki Minaj went on Twitter and warned that her cousin in Trinidad took the Covid vaccine, and got huge balls as a side effect.
(Note: it was her cousin's friend who got the big balls, but never let facts get in the way of Old Man Brown's musings)
So big were these balls, his fiancee called off their wedding just mere weeks before it was meant to take place.
The story made all the news, and even resulted in various governments coming out to comment on it.
In this episode, Old Man Brown shares his take on these gargantuan balls, and what the real story is.
Transcript
Aye, hullo there, it's me again.
Old Man Brown:I'm hoping you're doing well.
Old Man Brown:And seemingly ye's enjoyed my first episode.
Old Man Brown:Cause mah wee pal, Tam, that does does mah producing, he tells me that I had
Old Man Brown:five listeners, which I think is pretty amazing to think that five people from
Old Man Brown:all over the world wanted to listen to me.
Old Man Brown:Seemingly, there was someone from Denmark.
Old Man Brown:Ah dinnae even ken anybody in Denmark so ah'm no even sure what that's aboot.
Old Man Brown:So I was talking to Tam, like ah say he's mah producer anyway.
Old Man Brown:So we talk all the time and I was talking to him in the pub the other
Old Man Brown:day, and he tells him about this, ehhh, rapper, trapper, like wood trapper
Old Man Brown:or something called Nancy Mirage.
Old Man Brown:Trixie man, Mirage.
Old Man Brown:I'm just going to call her Sticky Vajaj by cause that's
Old Man Brown:what I'll call her Sticky Vajaj.
Old Man Brown:Or Sticky Vaj, aye, that's better..
Old Man Brown:Sticky Vaj.
Old Man Brown:Anyways.
Old Man Brown:So this this woman over in the U S seemingly, she went on yon Twitter
Old Man Brown:thing to tell her followers a if that's what you call them, that her
Old Man Brown:cousin over in Trinidad, he D he taken the, the vaccine for them for COVID
Old Man Brown:ken the COVID vaccine and seemingly he'd got that bad a side effect.
Old Man Brown:His baws had goat like got triple, quadruple size.
Old Man Brown:They go gargantuan.
Old Man Brown:They were like melons seemingly.
Old Man Brown:He was meant to be getting married and and his fiancee called that off.
Old Man Brown:Cause she was looking, and thinking I don't didn't want my hands on these baws.
Old Man Brown:And fair enough.
Old Man Brown:You'd have to have pretty big hands to get oan baws that size ken what.
Old Man Brown:I mean, they're big, funny, big bars actually.
Old Man Brown:Cause if you think about it, the woman could be on top and she'd
Old Man Brown:have somewhere nice to rest her Buki while she's doing her thing to you.
Old Man Brown:So I'm not sure if that's a bad thing anyways.
Old Man Brown:Back to thebaws.
Old Man Brown:So the fiancee looked at this, say this man's baws, and was
Old Man Brown:saying, I'm not going to marry you.
Old Man Brown:Cause it's ridiculous.
Old Man Brown:The huge, and their massive, and I'm thinking to myself, come on, that's
Old Man Brown:no vaccine, there's nae baws that had vaccines and stuff like that.
Old Man Brown:That man has been late, flipping a boot with other women.
Old Man Brown:And he's got a wee STD got on there.
Old Man Brown:And ah should ken, cause I ken a few folk and they're in the medical trade.
Old Man Brown:I mean, I've got people that look at women's vaginas all day, and.
Old Man Brown:I used to have to pay for that down in the pub, but they, they tell me
Old Man Brown:all the medical stuff that's gone on.
Old Man Brown:I, so I was listening to this Sticky Vaj as we're gonna call
Old Man Brown:her, we're going to go hold on it.
Old Man Brown:And I, I was listening to Sticky Vaj.
Old Man Brown:She was saying, Hey, I came from the COVID vaccine, come on.
Old Man Brown:pal, you've been messing aboot there.
Old Man Brown:You know, yir woma's found oot and she's called off and we'll have yet.
Old Man Brown:I'm just thinking are ye that daft that you have.
Old Man Brown:Your, your balls are huge and seemingly here's the fuck.
Old Man Brown:He has the bloody thing, right?
Old Man Brown:The Trinidad government and medical people had to go on live TV and say, well, we've
Old Man Brown:no' had a case of big baws reported to us.
Old Man Brown:So they had to come oot, and then seemingly, she's going to the White House,
Old Man Brown:this like Sticky Vaj, she's going to go to the White Hoose and talk about that.
Old Man Brown:So, ah, dinnae ken, I'm like, well, really, if you didn't want to get
Old Man Brown:the vaccine, then fair enough.
Old Man Brown:You know, I've got vaccines coming oot mah arse.
Old Man Brown:I one, like I'm an old.
Old Man Brown:I got polio.
Old Man Brown:I got crickets crickets ah dinnae ken, I've had that many vaccines.
Old Man Brown:I went tae the Borneo jungles for the war, and I've got vaccines there.
Old Man Brown:I've got mair vaccines in me then the whole 5g network that you
Old Man Brown:talk about and all these things.
Old Man Brown:So dinnae come yir shite with me about your vaccines, tall
Old Man Brown:on your bars and everything.
Old Man Brown:If you wanna cheat, gaun and cheat, but dinnae bring your crap
Old Man Brown:aboot yir ball's been too big.
Old Man Brown:Cause you took the vaccine really, maybe it made yir brain shrink, whit ye think?
Old Man Brown:Anyways, that's me.
Old Man Brown:I'm awa doon the pub now.
Old Man Brown:Tam's got some, ah dunno, black pudding meat for me that he got off our fish shop.
Old Man Brown:Not sure about that.
Old Man Brown:I'm going to have check a boot anyways.
Old Man Brown:Remember, if you liked this show, go follow on your apple pies and
Old Man Brown:all that kind of stuff, where you get all your podcasts and I'll
